It was his sisters he liked to harass
That is how he earned the nickname Tom-ass
To lofty goals in school he did aspire
That was until he set his pants on fire!
Kid sister grew up and get her degree
Now, guess who works for me?
A passer-by inquired "are you drilling for oil?"
I laughed as his blood began to boil!
He is son, brother friend, husband and dad
For him we all are glad
Most of all I'm glad you're older than me
Especially now that you are turning 40!
Happy Birthday Tom!